Harry Lays an Egg - Fun

Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl standing in front of his bed. "What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?......and who are you?" he asked. "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven." "WHAT!?? Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die.....I'm too young." said Harry. "If I'm dead, I want you to send me back immediately." "It's not that easy", said St.Peter, "you can only return as a dog or a hen. You can choose on your own..." Harry thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running around with a rooster can't be that bad. "I want to return as a hen." Harry replied. And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered. But man, now "he" felt like the rear end was gonna blow........then along came the rooster. "Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he said. "How does it feel?" "Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowing up." "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on. Have you never laid an egg before??" "No, how do I do that?" Harry asked. "Cluck twice, and then you push all you can." Harry clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'Plop' and an egg was on the ground. "Wow" Harry said "that felt really good!" So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout: "Harry, for Gods sake wake up, you're shitting all over the bed!"

Special C++ Program For All Lovers !!! - Fun

Given below is a C++ code segment meant for lover this was sent to me by my colleague Kamal Mahendra who is a C++ programmer him self

#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;

scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute )

line++;

while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
} goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time ==9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill;
come->out; }
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else {
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home: {
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy projectwork friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply);
/* "I Love U" already stored in reply */ }
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}

}

Here I Come ......

Thought of starting my own blog today, In the morning I started reading some well known blogs of other people and came across some really interesting stuff about .Net development which is my most favorite subject these days. So I thought why not starting my own blog today itself to let other people also have the same benefit from my ideas, and I get the chance of getting their ideas. May be which might help a little more easier to breath.


So Let's Blog my friends. Here I Come ......