Special C++ Program For All Lovers !!! - Fun

Given below is a C++ code segment meant for lover this was sent to me by my colleague Kamal Mahendra who is a C++ programmer him self

#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;

scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute )

line++;

while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
} goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time ==9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill;
come->out; }
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else {
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home: {
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy projectwork friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply);
/* "I Love U" already stored in reply */ }
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}

}